Element Explorer Mugs

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

"Exposure to the elements."

Lithium Fair

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

Trace Elements Lab

Museum of Science. Periodic Table of Elements. Curie. Einstein. "Curium" is named after the Curies and "Einsteinium" is named after Albert Einstein --- Maybe they'll name an element after me one day! They can call it "delirium"!

Oxygen, hydrogen, carbon. With a combination like that you're bound to get infected.

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

Maria Larosa

'My secret ambition is to find a new element, but to tell the truth, I don't know where to look.'

Gracie's baby toys.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

The Style of Elements

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Real Life/Surreal Life

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'Hey...remember T.V.?