Edge Explorer Mugs

Flat Earth Society

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Gracie's baby toys.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"We evolved from asteroids"

Exit only.

ZOO

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

The Origin of Creationism

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Evolution.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.