Esp Explorer Mugs

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Baby rocks!

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

The Elephant in the Womb

National Coffee Day

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'You've had enough.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Eureka! Details to follow."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

I love Science.

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

Psychic diving competition.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."