Esp Explorer Pillows

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

You've Had Enough!

Baby rocks!

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

National Coffee Day

The Elephant in the Womb

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'You've had enough.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

I love Science.

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Psychic diving competition.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'