Esp Pillows

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

ESP test

ESP society.

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Barks in code.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

A vampire in a canoe.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Ice skater

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Rap music

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Martial Arts

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."