Espresso Escapologist Pillows

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

The coffee's not working.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Abstract Espressoism

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Coffee love

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"Take me to your barista."