Family Escapologist Pillows

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Houdini's infancy.

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

Houdini 2019

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

'Wait for me!'

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

Desert Island Game

Dad was widely regarded as being unsuitable for younger viewers.

Tortured by music

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Survived the audit'

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

"And now we come to the award for Escapologist of The Year. . ."

'I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it.'

"Now remember, act normal!"

"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."

'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.'

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"