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"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Houdini's infancy.

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Houdini 2019

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

'Wait for me!'

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

Tortured by music

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

Dad was widely regarded as being unsuitable for younger viewers.

Desert Island Game

'Survived the audit'

"And now we come to the award for Escapologist of The Year. . ."

'I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it.'

"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."

"Now remember, act normal!"

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

'The entire building has settled seven inches since the first day of school due to the weight of the students' backpacks.'

'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.'

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.