Love Escapologist T-Shirts

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Houdini's infancy.

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

Houdini 2019

'Wait for me!'

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

Tortured by music

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'

"You haven't said a word to me all night."

'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'

"This is Munch's 'Sent to all by mistake'."

"You have a right to know—I've been married occasionally."

Boo!