Espresso Escapologist Mugs

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

The coffee's not working.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Coffee love

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

Abstract Espressoism

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

"The seventh cup's the charm!"