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'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

ESP test

ESP society.

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Barks in code.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Elfie Stick

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

A vampire in a canoe.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Rap music

Ice skater

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."