Ems T-Shirts

Paramedics waiting for media to finish so they can help victim

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Occu-Pie Mars

The Anti-Agent

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Good game."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

2021

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Remote control pirate bully

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author