Ems Mugs

Paramedics waiting for media to finish so they can help victim

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Anti-Agent

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Occu-Pie Mars

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Good game."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Louis Armstrong

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

2021

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality