Electronics Mugs

'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."

"I've checked, rechecked and triple checked this circuit and it should work!! You electrons aren't cooperating!"

"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good thing dad kept them!"

Evolution.

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

"You fix it by buying a new one."

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

Salesman to computer buyer: 'It's a very user-friendly model.'

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself?"

"Sorry, we're not that kind of circuit court."

'I'm the oldest employee in the store...I've been here from Hi-Fi to Wifi.'

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'It's a disgrace! I've only had this for two weeks, and LOOK! The novelty has almost completely worn off!'

'I think I found the problem.'

Things that go beep in the night.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again?"

The man who turned up with last years laptop.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Tech stocks rose on news that 98% of the population are addicted to gadgets.

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

'Where does this go?'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'We can fix it for $79 or you can buy a new one for $12.99.'

"My son's RAM just isn't satisfactory - can i part exchange for an upgrade?"

'Don't worry...the built in obsolescence will kick in before your child has a chance to break it.'

'Geeze. When the power's out there's nothing to play with around here.'

"No! I'm not waiting in line for an iPhone. I live here!"

"He shows enormous potential."

"Remember how big and clunky the first ones were?"