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Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'Sure I know what would solve this problem. More floor space.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"I agree, it's a real worry. We may have to consider limiting her screen time."

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

"When Mom gives us alphabet soup it feels like she's putting word's in my mouth."

"Don't shoot the messenger."

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

'I thought plants were solar powered.'

For most, the day before school started was considered Labor Day. For Stewie's mom however, it had always been considered Independence Day.

"I'm bored."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Mother's Whistler.

Oops.

Marsupial Mom Jeans,

'You could give it to your mom with a huge Valentine card.'

'This way! We will grant you sanctuary!'

'Oh, I don't need to worry about child rearing or childcare: I have thousands of workers to do that...'

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"I would work from home, but I don't want my kids to see all the screen time I get."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'So, that's something for your headache, something for your sore throat, and something to turn your children into mice.'

Working from home

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

How come you're so relaxed? wasn't today the first day of the school holidays?

The Remfords sense that the rebellious teen years have arrived.

"Mom, can you open this salami?"

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'