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M-Day

"Mom?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I vary her diet with a wide variety of pasta shapes."

"Go ask your mother."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Supermom isn't home right now - she's out fighting for truth, justice and a buck."

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

"Oh, great! Here comes Valerie to raise the bar."

'Mom, do you get any perks with this job?'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

"Your mom cooks the chicken, but your dad makes it dance."

"Your mom's a very special person."

"He hasn't seen you without a mask."

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

"I'm Bored."

'Thanks, but my homework is a little beyond your skill set, Mom.'

'It's a subpoena from the PTA.'

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

'The good news is, there's room for improvement.'

Flash Cuisine

"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"

"Really, Kevin! You'll ruin your teeth!"

'Perhaps you could give him a touch of astigmatism, kids with glasses are sooo cute!'

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

"I recommend an epidural, at least until they're off to school."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Portuguese Mom of War