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'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'

M-Day

"Mom?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Born to rock.

"Go ask your mother."

"I vary her diet with a wide variety of pasta shapes."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Supermom isn't home right now - she's out fighting for truth, justice and a buck."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"He hasn't seen you without a mask."

"Your mom's a very special person."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Mom, do you get any perks with this job?'

"Oh, great! Here comes Valerie to raise the bar."

"Your mom cooks the chicken, but your dad makes it dance."

'Mom, we've hired a few people to fill in for you while you relax on Mother's Day.'

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

'Thanks, but my homework is a little beyond your skill set, Mom.'

"I'm Bored."

'It's a subpoena from the PTA.'

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"

'The good news is, there's room for improvement.'

Flash Cuisine

"Really, Kevin! You'll ruin your teeth!"

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

'Perhaps you could give him a touch of astigmatism, kids with glasses are sooo cute!'