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"Use your inside scream."

Baby claiming "My mother doesn't understand me"

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A midwife holding a baby

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Dog yoga

"First class, or with children?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.