Mom Life Gifts

"Use your inside scream."

Baby claiming "My mother doesn't understand me"

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The Baby Walker

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Dog yoga

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

What the Doctor Ordered

"First class, or with children?"