Mom Life Humor Gifts

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Here's one I made earlier!'

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

'The more you drink the more I produce.'

Two breasts: No waiting

'The noise is terrible and the view is horrible. So much for good working conditions.'

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

Shares in Headache tablets gone up since new baby was born.

"No - you put the cat out."

'I forgot to bring diapers. We were a long way from refreshing.'

"You could say that. I had a D-section."

"I'll hold the kid eventually. I just don't want it to develop a false sense of entitlement."

"Coming down the runway, Rachel is wearing corn flakes, a nursing bra, and the same maternity leggings from yesterday."

How Moms Explain

'I've had so many caesareans, I've got a zip.'

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

New wicket keeping gloves ?

Tired mum vacuums baby