Being A Mom Gifts

'Doctor, a stress test is something I don't need. I have a husband and four children.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Dog yoga

What the Doctor Ordered

"First class, or with children?"

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

A midwife holding a baby

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."