Being A Mom Pillows

'Doctor, a stress test is something I don't need. I have a husband and four children.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

The Baby Walker

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

What the Doctor Ordered

"First class, or with children?"

Dog yoga

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

A midwife holding a baby

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.