Becoming A New Mom Pillows

"Just a sec honey...Mommy has to cut this up into little pieces, so the vacuum can pick it up easier."

'Inverted nipple? It's probably just incredibly shy.'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"Wanna swap?"

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'What's play?'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Mother Nature

Whoa

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Fitness Programme for babies

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

The Elephant in the Womb

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'No creamed peas for me today!'