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"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Copycats

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

At the Museum

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

The Computer Bore

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Madonna of the Pukes.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

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