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Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

The day after Christmas can be the least wonderful time here. These guys are too tired for reindeer games. Jingle bells need repair. She sees him when he's sleeping and hides all the cookies. But - do you hear what I hear? Whirr clank whump. Oh! Joy to the world! It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

Eric couldn't understand why he wasn't offered the doll making job in Santa's workshop.

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

A Kangermoo

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"Don't even think about it."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Goblin.

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector