Elf Gifts

Eric couldn't understand why he wasn't offered the doll making job in Santa's workshop.

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Don't even think about it."

A Kangermoo

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Goblin.

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

"I hate recalls."

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"