Elf Ally Gifts

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

Labrador for sale

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"Don't even think about it."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

Goblin.

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