"I'm guilty because I was born as a man! I'm guilty because I'm a potential rapist!"
Male Ally Gifts
Looking for a meaningful gift for a male ally? Our collection combines humor, empowerment, and creativity to honor their support. Whether for a friend, partner, or colleague, these playful and inspiring items make a memorable gift that celebrates allyship and positivity.
"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"
"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."
"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"
Shakespeare was bisexual
Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys
'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'
Man using exercise bike being chased by dog
"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."
Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.
When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.
"Oh no. Is that my ex?"
"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"
'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'
"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"
"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."
"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."
"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"
'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'
'Spot! Stop that or you'll go blind!'
Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.
30 Days Has Movember
'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'
Fabulous civil union cake.
"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."
Finally there is the right product for real men!"
What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.
Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.
"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"
"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."
Playing cards.
'Him' Watching the Game to Relax
Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.
Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.
Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.
Male Ally Gifts Collection
Male Ally Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate male allies with witty, inspiring designs—perfect for everyday encouragement.
Male Ally Pillows
Discover our empowering pillows that honor male allies—comfortable and stylish, they add a positive vibe to any space.
Male Ally Prints
Browse our inspirational prints that highlight the importance of male allies—beautiful decor that sparks meaningful conversations.
Male Ally T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts designed for male allies, combining humor and empowerment—wear your support with pride.