Actor's Ally Gifts

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Joan Hickson

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Fleeing Kabul

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Runner going through hurdles.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

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"We must do something about these refugees..."

Melanie Griffith

Al Pacino

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Morgan Freeman

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

Oscar Victory

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

"Harrison Ford, no question." "Tom Selleck, without a doubt." "I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better 'Indiana Jones'." "Ford was OK, but his character was less than manly." "What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness!" "You're telling me the 'definition of eighties manliness' could run around the world for weeks and months at a time... and never once grow anything more than a little stubb

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

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Mathew Maconaughy

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...