Animator's Ally Gifts

3D business card

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

If nobody had invented graphics

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Runner going through hurdles.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Labrador for sale

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

King Kong

"Disney will flip!"

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

The first animation.

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

Animation Film Festival. Great, now I have a toon stuck in my head.