Animation Artist Gifts

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"Superdog, eh? Faster than a speeding car? Movie roles are replaced by animation. How about a job in surveillance and security?"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

If nobody had invented graphics

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Walt Disney on ice."

Filet minion

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"Happy Birthday!"

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Octopus on Keys.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"If you're a rogue elephant when was the last time you went on the rampage?"

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

'The penguin is upset...'