Athlete's Ally Gifts

Runner going through hurdles.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Labrador for sale

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

Dog football

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Football Blockers.

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

Save animals

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."