Athlete's Ally Mugs

Runner going through hurdles.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Labrador for sale

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

Football Blockers.

Dog football

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...