Veteran Ally Mugs

Veterans issues about to hit Uncle Sam.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Forget what?'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

UNFADED GLORY

Kamikaze Colour

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

Runner going through hurdles.

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Television guests' essentials in November.

This time...War on Terrorism.