Athlete Empowerment Supporter Gifts

College Player Union

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Runner going through hurdles.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Stop with racism in sport!

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

Beijing 2022

Football Blockers.

Wheelchair Basketball

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

'There goes Tom Daley.'

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

'Polevault envy'.

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Insect Para-Olympics

"I have to admire the way you won that takeover JB, without losing any of your feminity"

BORIS NEEDS YOU

"So how are things on the plantation these days. . ?"