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At the 2021 Religious Games

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Runner going through hurdles.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Stop with racism in sport!

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

Football Blockers.

Wheelchair Basketball

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

Beijing 2022

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

I think we got stuck with the rookie coaches. First thing -- Stop kicking your equipment around.

'There goes Tom Daley.'

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'Polevault envy'.

Insect Para-Olympics

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

"I have to admire the way you won that takeover JB, without losing any of your feminity"

BORIS NEEDS YOU

"So how are things on the plantation these days. . ?"

"Don't sweat it. That's Little League—your dad comes, you choke."

Are all these kids here with sports injuries? Yes. Wow. The doctor must hate high school athletics. Are you kidding? Thanks for your co-pay! He's their biggest booster! Ka-ching!

Listen, I know it's coming - You don't have to yell "think fast" every time you throw the ball.