Athletic Partner Gifts

Too many coxes.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

The Other Cooperstown

Gym Dog

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Runner going through hurdles.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Dog football

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Harry Kewell

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

'Good mornin' Ruth!'

'Don't panic! Remain perfectly still. Do not make eye contact. If he attacks, curl into a fetal position and play dead.'

Nadal's bottles

Abraham sacrifices Isaac

Crawling Marathon.

"His coach's dog!"

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

The summertime sport

'Woo-hoo!This is the happiest day of my life!!'

Portuguese soccer divers.

Tokyo 2020 - No Audiences

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'

Richie McCaw

'Look dear, why don't you just lob the ball over until you get the hang of the game?'

Carol simply couldn't relax knowing that at any moment five rowdy men might scream "FUMBLE!"

'I hate it when the track team comes to lunch.'