Athlete Friends Gifts

"His coach's dog!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Raheem Sterling

You were warned about mixed marriages.

The Other Cooperstown

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'The grudge match.'

Wilfried Zaha

Runner going through hurdles.

Football Sculpture.

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

Dog Weightlifting

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Rugby Mad.

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

Dog football

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

Scooter Romance

Baseball Angels

"Let me help you, dear."

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Abraham sacrifices Isaac

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

Cat Yoga.

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'