Athlete Friends T-Shirts

"His coach's dog!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

The Other Cooperstown

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'The grudge match.'

Wilfried Zaha

Runner going through hurdles.

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Football Sculpture.

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Dog Weightlifting

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Rugby Mad.

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

Dog football

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

"Let me help you, dear."

Baseball Angels

Scooter Romance

Abraham sacrifices Isaac

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'