Sports Lover Friend Gifts

The Other Cooperstown

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Egyptian Football

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

'The grudge match.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.