Sports-loving Friends Gifts

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

The Other Cooperstown

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'The grudge match.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

Finesse fishing

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."