Sports-loving Friends Prints

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

The Other Cooperstown

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'The grudge match.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

David and Goliath.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Finesse fishing

"He just married me on the rebound."

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."