Sports Fan Friend Gifts

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Baseball Angels

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Spring Training

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.