Sports Fan Friend Gifts

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Baseball Angels

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Spring Training

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

350 Feet.

Raheem Sterling

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Ball as water-melon.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...