Sporty Friend Gifts

"Are we just going to run suicides again all day?"

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

Tricky Shot.

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

Swing by won't you?

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

The Other Cooperstown

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'The grudge match.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Dog Weightlifting

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Dog football

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

Baseball Angels

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

"Let me help you, dear."

Abraham sacrifices Isaac

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

"Well, not a good day to hunt is it? There's fog in the valley and we can't see a thing..."

'Promise me you'll tell me if I gain a pound.'

The online exercise class was going rather well.

'What you need is some negative growth.'