Furry Athlete Friend Gifts

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Family with pets.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

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'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'