Furry Fitness Buddy Gifts

Dog and Runner Jumping Hurdles Together

Work out buddies.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Exercising

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Canine conundrum.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Man and dog on treadmills.

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

Yoga

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

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