Furry Friend Trainer Gifts

'I said shake, not squeeze!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Pavlov's Puppy

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

"This is the best news."

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

Work out buddies.

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

'Must be worms, huh, Doc?'

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

Winter walk.

Stuff nervous little dogs yap about.

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"I got you the same thing."

'I think he wants to go walkies!'