Furry Friend Facilitator Gifts

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

Walkaholics Anonymous

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Remember me?'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Next!'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"That's just not the real me."

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'He's barking mad!'

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

"This is the best news."

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

Work out buddies.