Furry Friendologist Gifts

"That's just not the real me."

Playing Fetch.

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Be kind"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"A little help, please."

Family with pets.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Remember me?'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Christmas Pets

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."