Furry Friend Mediators Gifts

'...And this is no man's land!'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Remember me?'

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"That's just not the real me."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'He's barking mad!'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

Gee, thanks

'Well, I'll tell you about ear trims...

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Walkaholics Anonymous

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

Which one is yours?