Furry Friend Confidants Gifts

Canine Coffeetalk: "I could understand it if he was chasing other women. But cars?. . ."

Licensed Therapist

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He's already getting attached to you."

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"Be kind"

Family with pets.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

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'Next!'